I'm Here For The Part That Goes Doof
Sizing & fit — relaxed cut, size up for oversized. Get it right first time: made to order means no swaps.
Free shipping in the US · printed on the back · 6.1 oz garment-dyed heavyweight cotton
Made to order, so it cannot be returned or swapped for another size or color. If it arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, send a photo within 30 days and it is replaced free or fully refunded.
Reads "im here for the part that goes doof" across the back in lower case, exactly as written. Nothing on the front.
Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz/yd² garment-dyed, pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton, relaxed unisex fit, no side seams and double-needle stitching. Printed direct-to-garment and made to order in white, black or granite.
The garment
- Comfort Colors 1717
- 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed, soft-washed
- Relaxed unisex fit, no side seams
- Double-needle stitched
The print
Printed large across the back, direct-to-garment. Nothing on the chest, so you can wear it into a room without announcing yourself on the way in.
Made to order — this one gets printed after you buy it, in the size and color you picked. Nothing was sitting in a warehouse waiting for you.
Care
Inside out, cold, with like colors. Garment-dyed cotton gives up a little dye on its first wash, so give the first one its own load.
Tumble dry low. No bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Treated that way it gets better, which is the point of this blank rather than a cheaper one.
Shipping & returns
Free shipping on every US order, no minimum. Allow up to 10 business days for printing, then 3 to 5 business days to arrive. Tracking is emailed when it ships.
Because it is printed for you, it cannot be returned or exchanged for a different size or color. Anything that arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong is replaced free or refunded in full, with a photo, within 30 days.