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The weight

6.1 oz. Heavy enough that you feel it

The cotton

Soft straight away, not in twenty washes

The print

Big, across the back. Nothing on the front

The making

Made for you, once you order it

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Undiagnosed, But Thriving

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I Need A Hug From A Bad Bitch

I Need A Hug From A Bad Bitch

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I'm Not Flirting I'm Just Hot And Friendly

I'm Not Flirting I'm Just Hot And Friendly

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Wanna Be My Cardio? (Respectfully)

Wanna Be My Cardio? (Respectfully)

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I Made Eye Contact, I Can't Be Any More Clear

I Made Eye Contact, I Can't Be Any More Clear

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Don't Talk To Me, My Boyfriend Is Crazy

Don't Talk To Me, My Boyfriend Is Crazy

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I'm Here For The Part That Goes Doof

I'm Here For The Part That Goes Doof

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Don't Talk To Me, My Girlfriend Is Crazy

Don't Talk To Me, My Girlfriend Is Crazy

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The garment

Heavier than it needs to be.

You feel it before you read anything about it. It has real weight to it, it hangs properly instead of clinging, and it is still the same shape at the end of the summer.

It gets dyed after it is sewn rather than before, which is the long way of saying it comes out of the bag already soft, instead of getting there after twenty washes.

Same shirt behind every design, in white, black or granite.

More on the shirt

One thing: a line of text on the back of a good shirt.

No graphics. No logo across the chest. Nothing you have to already be in on. If it does not land in one second from across a room, it does not get printed.

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