If I Am Flirting With You, Please Cooperate
Sizing & fit — relaxed cut, size up for oversized. Get it right first time: made to order means no swaps.
Free shipping on every order · printed on the back · 6.1 oz garment-dyed heavyweight cotton
Made to order, so it cannot be returned or swapped for another size or color. If it arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, send a photo within 30 days and it is replaced free or fully refunded.
The back reads "IF I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU" large across the shoulders, with "please cooperate" beneath it at the same size in a lighter weight. Nothing is printed on the front. Printed direct-to-garment on a Comfort Colors 1717, 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight 100% ring-spun US cotton blank, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk, and made to order in white, black, or granite.
The garment
- Comfort Colors 1717
- 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed, soft-washed
- Relaxed unisex fit, no side seams
- Double-needle stitched
The print
Printed large across the back, direct-to-garment. Nothing on the chest, so you can wear it into a room without announcing yourself on the way in.
Made to order — this one gets printed after you buy it, in the size and color you picked. Nothing was sitting in a warehouse waiting for you.
Care
Inside out, cold, with like colors. Garment-dyed cotton gives up a little dye on its first wash, so give the first one its own load.
Tumble dry low. No bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Treated that way it gets better, which is the point of this blank rather than a cheaper one.
Shipping & returns
Free shipping on every order, no minimum. 5 to 7 business days from order to doorstep, printing included. Tracking is emailed when it ships.
Because it is printed for you, it cannot be returned or exchanged for a different size or color. Anything that arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong is replaced free or refunded in full, with a photo, within 30 days.